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    • Howie: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
    • [cries]
    • Howie: Richie told me about the serial killers thats loose in in our neighborhood killing anyone named Howie! THAT'S MY NAME! That's my name!
    • Howie: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.
    • Wayne: How's the moon treating you.
    • Howie: Not a fan.
    • Howie: [quivering] Carlos?
    • Carlos: Who say my name?
    • Howie: [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila] I brought you a present from the Benchwarmers. You're really good at baseball.
    • Carlos: [happy] Thank you Albino.
    • [bold]
    • Carlos: Now get lost!
    • Howie: [cowers away screeching]
    • Howie: What's going all the way?
    • Wayne: [whispers in Howie's ear]
    • Howie: Oh.
    • [squeezes suntan lotion and screams]
    • Howie: Aaaaaah!
    • Clark: We could still win this thing.
    • Richie: Wha-how?
    • Clark: If we use the force.
    • Richie: Let's try not to be too geeky, Clark.
    • Clark: The Force is powerful, my young padawan.
    • Howie: He's right. It is.
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    The Benchwarmers

    2006 American film

    The Benchwarmers is a 2006 American sports-comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan, written by Allen Covert and Nick Swardson, and produced by Adam Sandler and Jack Giarraputo. The film stars Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz, Craig Kilborn, Molly Sims, and Tim Meadows, with Swardson, Erinn Bartlett, Amaury Nolasco, Bill Romanowski, Sean Salisbury, Matt Weinberg, John Farley, Reggie Jackson, and Joe Gnoffo in supporting roles. It tells the story of three nerds and a billionaire forming a titular baseball team to take on Little League teams.

    Produced by Sandler's production company Happy Madison Productions in association with Revolution Studios, The Benchwarmers was released in the United States on April 7, 2006, by Columbia Pictures. The film was met with negative reviews.

    A direct-to-video sequel titled Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls was released in January 2019.

    Plot

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    Gus Matthews, Richie Goodman, and Clark Reedy are adult "nerds" who spent their childhoods longing to play baseball, but never got the chance. One day, Gus and Clark witness a chubby, unathletic boy named Nelson Carmichael and his friends being bullied and kicked off a baseball diamond by a local little league team led by Troy and Kyle,

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    STARRING

    Rob Schneider, Painter Spade, Jon Heder, Chip Swardson

    DIRECTOR

    Dennis Dugan

    SCREENPLAY

    Allen Covert, Reduce Swardson

    MPAA RATING

    PG-13

    RUNNING TIME

    85 Mins.

    DISTRIBUTED BY

    Sony

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